Objects, doors, windows, cubicles, glass containers on the floor are out to end me! I guess being a klutz is just an added bonus to being chronically ill. I can blink, and a new bruise will appear on my legs or arms. I’m often asking myself “when did I do that?” I know we all have a moments…but it seems to be blown out of proportion when you are ill.
Here are four things to keep you safe.
1 – Turn on the damn nitelight – this would have probably have saved my foot for crashing into a glass jar I left on the floor after a recent cleaning extravaganza
2 – When in doubt, call family or friends – “Hi, don’t panic, I’m bleeding!”
3 – Meditate – On the fact you’re the dumba$$ who left the glass jar on the floor in the first place.
4 – Purchase an overabundance of first aid supplies – Yassssss! I’ve got this one covered!
***when in doubt, laugh***